Jake and the Rattlesnake

It was mid-July and the sun beat down on the Bar-J Ranch in far West
Texas, heating the sand under Jake Coleman's thin-soled cowhide boots
to 130 degrees. He and two other ranch hands were digging postholes
for a new barbwire fence, about five miles from the ranch house.
"Wish I'd been a lawyer, like my maw wanted me to be," one of the cowpokes
said. "If I had, I damn shore wouldn't be out in the middle of nowhere
diggin' holes in the sand on the hottest day of summer -- I'd be sittin'
in the shade somewhere sippin' a cold one with a sweet young thang!"
"If you'd move those posthole diggers half as fast as you do your jaw,
we'd ALL be sittin' in the shade by now!" Jake drawled in a deep voice,
without cracking a smile.
Jake had been foreman for the Bar-J for some thirty-odd years, and
had dug more postholes and strung more barbwire than anyone in the
state. He'd seen sandstorms shift ten-foot dunes a mile away in a
day's time. Drought was a fact of life at the Bar-J; so was the wind
and the scorching sun. Rain was a seldom sight.
Men and animals alike suffered in the especially dry years. Even the
tumbleweeds and prairie grass turned brown; so there was next to nothing
for the cattle and other animals to feed on. Ranch hands would burn the
thorns off cactus plants and feed the rest to the hungry herds. Mesquite
bushes were stripped bare by the roaming cattle.
Drinking water was always in short supply. The ranch's water well
was now going dry; so water had to be hauled in barrels by wagon from
streams or towns twenty or thirty miles away. Water was rationed to
each cowhand -- one canteen a day. The cattle got most of the rest.
There was a large wooden community tub used for washing clothes during
the week,and washing COWPOKES on Saturday night!
This was Jake Coleman's world -- stark, dry, and a constant struggle;
a life with few pleasures and lots of hard work and blisters. A life
only a cowboy understands and loves!
Jake and the other two ranch hands had finished setting cedar
posts for one section of the fence they were building. Now they had
to stretch the barbwire and nail steeples into the posts to hold the
wire taut.
Jake was hammering in a steeple, when his left boot sank into the
dry, sandy ground. A half-second later, he felt something hit the top
of his boot, followed by a dry, sizzling sound. Instinctively, he jumped
back and kicked the air with his boot. His face lost color when he
saw attached to the top of his left boot a SIX-FOOT DIAMONDBACK
RATTLESNAKE!

Jake had stepped into a passageway leading into a den of the deadly
reptiles! As he shook his leg in an attempt to loosen the rattler, he
could feel warm venom dripping onto his ankle!
All at once,the diamondback shook free. Both fangs had broken off, and
were still embedded in Jake's boot!
Jake felt no pain! He pulled off his boot carefully, and found two
dripping fangs, barely sticking thru the top. The thickness of his
bootstrap had prevented a deadly snakebite! He pulled out the embedded
half-inch needle-sharp fangs with a pair of pliers, and put his boot
back on.
The toothless rattler continued to buzz its warning of danger, still
coiled and moving its head from side to side. It was like watching an
outlaw threaten you with an empty gun. This snake was no longer a danger
to anyone but mice and insects.
One of the cowpokes grabbed a 30/30 rifle from his saddle and pointed
it at the reptile; but Jake motioned him to hold his fire.
"Go get a tow sack from my saddlebag for my new friend," Jake ordered.
The ranch hand complied, but said, "You're the only man I know that
would make a PET out of something that had just tried to KILL
him!"
"Aw, old 'Toothless' can't hurt anybody now," said Jake, as he grabbed
the rattler behind the head and poked him into the tow sack.
Back at the ranch house, Jake emptied the sack on the ground by the
porch. He then got a can of paint and colored all the diamonds on the
reptile a bright red, so everyone could tell it from all the rest of
his cousins!
"You boys can PET him if you want to," said Jake.
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