How Trudy Gets Coffee in Bed

Well, Jake got into somethin' he really didn't intend to, and now he can't
very well get out of. He and Trudy had just got married and settled in,
and everything was goin' fine, until there was this big misunderstanding.
Jake gets up at 4 AM to tend the livestock, feed the chickens, slop the hogs
and milk the cows before breakfast. His new wife likes to sleep in another
hour or so after he gets up, and he doesn't want to wait that long before he
gets his first cup of coffee; so the logical thing for him to do is to boil
up a big pot of the black stuff when he first gets up, and have his first
cup.
Now the misunderstanding between Jake and his bride happened while she was
still in bed dozin', about a week after they were hitched.
After he finished his chores, Jake decided to take his second cup of coffee
into their bedroom with him to sip on while he took off his work boots and
got into something more comfortable.
Just then, Trudy woke up, and with a big smile on her face, said, "Why, Jake,
you sweet thang! You brought me coffee in bed!"
Well, what could he say?
And this is where it all started. And continued.
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Created July 14, 2001 by
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